Here are a few quick facts about me:
1. I am a person of the Human variety.
2. I am currently living on Earth.
3. I’m egotistical enough to think that others want to read about my random thoughts.
4. I am wondering why I am continuing to list things; you probably stopped reading this two lines ago.
5. I am a vegan (don’t worry, I’m not a paint-chucker).
6. There IS no descriptor number six.
7. I’m lazy, and no longer wish to pursue this line of humor. Besides, everyone has stopped laughing by now.
8. I prefer to end lists with an even number.
